My hockey team played some games in South Dakota recently. This is how we warmed up for our first game:
-turn the wrong direction
-do a u-turn
-slide through a red light
-miss the next turn because it's too snowy to see the streetsign
-try doing another u-turn, and fail miserably
-get the 15-passenger van stuck in a snowbank
-jump out and push
-jump back in and weigh down the backseat
-drive one van into the other to push it out
-plow through the snowbank
-console the upset driver/coach
-faithfully follow mapquest directions
-drive 5 miles into the country on snowy, unplowed, unlit roads
-call hotel for directions
-drive 5 miles back into town
-endure 5 miles of awkward silence/tension
-find the arena literally 3 blocks from the hotel
-jump out and run to the locker room
-lose miserably, but have an awesome goalie debut
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